Flipometer Rating: 5
Fear
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Flipometer Rating: 4
Bullshit
Flipometer Rating: 5
Must cut cake
Flipometer Rating: 6
You won't have to deal with them anymore, Quak.
Flipometer Rating: 1
Bored
Flipometer Rating: 9
2003 Winner!
Dear bad ass dog,
I like you.
Flipometer Rating: 7
Thank you, mother. Your gifts are appropriate to my interests.
Flipometer Rating: 7
Don't touch me, dad!
Flipometer Rating: 8
Another classic
Flipometer Rating: 6
Opera ride