Real Ultimate Power
The Official Ninja Webpage
Real
Ultimate Power
Hi,
this site is all about ninjas, REAL
NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert
and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These
guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1.
Ninjas are mammals.
2.
Ninjas fight ALL
the time.
3.
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons
and gear:
Ninja Sword Ninja Stars
Ninja Outfit
Testimonial:
Ninjas
can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't
even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they
flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating
at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the
whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid
opened a window.
And
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If
you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power
you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's
an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q
and A:.
Q:
Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A:
Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on
the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can
be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
This is
a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a
lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which
is bragable.
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Link
to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!
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